Age: Anywhere between 18 and 43, depending on whether he made it though the 80s in one piece.
Likes: Andie Walsh, loafers and no socks, Malboro lights, sneaking flasks of booze to the prom, white linen suits, deflowering freshman girls in the back of his red porsche, Scotch neat, organizing teenage orgy parties, roaming around school halls imparting words of wisdom, insulting his girlfriend as foreplay,and generally looking bored, stoned or both.
Hates: Andie Walsh, the dork with the pompadour hair that hangs around with her, his best friend conversing with "mutants", 300$ a night hotels, going to class, getting jumped in the hallway by dork with the pompadour hair, his son-of-a-bitch father, getting anything less than Blue Label Jack Daniels when ordering whisky.
Whereabouts: May or may not have died in 1989 from cardiac arrest while sniffing coke off a 2000$ a night hooker´s ass. Recently reported sightings have been in Boston, Massachusetts and Scranton, Pennsylvania.
3 comments:
This is such a cool blog.
I do adore Steff. :)
LOL
The whereabouts xD
Ya lost me there
Btw. I have a question:
Do you think he would bully younger kids?
Even a smaller and younger kid that would attack him like how Duckie attacked him?
Sorry if it’s a dumb question. 😅
(Hope it’s not)
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